![]() The necklace has endowed Carmen with the power to make her hair really poofy, which she uses to lure Barney into a sex scene with her body double. But this is only the beginning of her metamorphosis. Her first act as a mystical, crime-fighting superheroine is to wash the dishes with her tongue. Shauna’s ghost appears, dressed in gravity-defying post-mortem lingerie from the Victoria’s Sepulchre collection, and announces that Carmen has been chosen to combat evil. ![]() Popi presents Carmen with the super-powered tribal necklace. She immediately picks a fight with her wizened Native American dad, Popi, and is reunited with her true love, Henry, a Sheriff’s Deputy who makes Barney Fife look like Buford Pusser. Shauna’s death forces her estranged sister Carmen Electra to return to their ancestral home, Knott’s Berry Farm. True to the legend, the necklace grants Shauna the highly photogenic ability to counter-rotate her breasts while running but before she can use her new power to fight crime, she’s killed by an evil redneck named Cole. Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand is digging up an ancient tribal talisman that will endow her with superhuman powers. This rip-off of The Crow starts with a rip-off of Star Wars, as a block of scrolling text entitled "Episode One: Renewed Hope" informs us that "Good" (embodied by big-breasted women with pubic hair sculpted like topiary) will do battle with "Evil" (represented by the statutes against copyright infringement). Get ready to spend the next 87 minutes of your life squinting into a Déjà Vu-master. This movie is a veritable melting pot of plagiarism-from the title, which sounds like a rare collaboration between Chaim Potok and Edgar Allen Poe, to the star, Carmen Electra, who sounds like a Bizet opera of a Eugene O’Neill play. Written by: Sam Rappaport and Khara Bromiley
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